How to catch a Lion??

Newton 's Method:

Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion.


Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.

Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.
If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

BD Police Method:

Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion .

Kala Jahangir Method :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.
The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

BD Govt Method:

Send Police around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !

Manirathnam Method (director):

Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark
room with a single candle lighted.
Keep murmuring something in its ears.
The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Karan Johar Method (director):

Send a lioness into the forest.
Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.
Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.
First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.
But 2nd lioness loves both lions.
Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.
You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!


Yash Chopra method (director):

Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

Dipzol method:

Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Animal right Activist method:

Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

George bush method:

Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!


Gavaskar method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u.
U bat for 200 balls and score 10 runs
Lion tired and surrenders

Find out MAC Address of Bluetooth devices from your HandHeld / PDA / SmartPhone

I was working on a embedded project. We got a Medical device, an iPAQ mobile and a BlueTooth programmer from client. They already installed the software in iPAQ with establishing connection with the device. That means, I don’t have the passkey of the device. So If I want to connect with the device from my PC or laptop, I have no clue other than asking client for the passkey. One alternative way was there. The existing software uses a BlueTooth configuration wizard, which takes last 3 digit of the device MAC address. I chalked out a plan for retrieving the MAC address of the device. Here is the details—
1. At first I connected the iPAQ with my PC through the charging cable of the iPAQ.
2. Established connection with the iPAQ through ActiveSync.
3. Opened the VS 2008 ‘’Remote Registry tools”. And connected with the iPAQ.
4. I found the MAC address in the following location
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\WIDCOMM\DEVICES
5. There were several devices info. Each key device was named with MAC address of the device. Under each key there is a sub key “Name”. It contains name of the device in HEX.
6. Decoded the Hex value to ASCII. WHooA!!! I got the device name and of course the MAC address.

New "Kaaba" Bar will be open in New York-- Shame!!

Shocking?

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In the business area of MID TOWN MAN HATTAN in?New York?a new BAR is opened in the name of APPLE MECCA which is familiar to KAABA MAKKAH This bar will be used for supply of WINE and Drinks. The Muslims of New York are pressurizing Government of USA to not open this BAR.

Please do Forward this mail to as many peoples as you can.

We need 2 wake up and 2 stand for the dignity of our RELIGION ISLAM!!

Together we can and we will?Inshallah

FireFox 4.0 early Screenshots

FireFox is creating hype among Internet users.. it's going to release version 4 of it's browser. see the screen shots --

FireFox 4.0 look and feel

Hope you will enjoy it